
Last night my car was broken into. Ok, to clarify, I can't actually lock the doors, so it was opened without my permission. Either way a violation. Someone threw papers everywhere and stole my sunglasses, my broken sunglasses, and an unworking cell phone. I felt violated, but I couldn't really explain how since they took useless stuff. Actually I should thank them. They helped me clean out my car and I needed to do that anyway.
So I guess thank you unlawful intruder, you reminded me to renew my insurance and to clean out my car. The world at large is grateful. Though I personally would appreciate you staying away from now on.